Gap Moe Is Me

[Gap Moe Is Me]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[maliwanhellfires]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel-for-king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[erotic-yoddeling]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

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[gunvolt]

im going to have a stroke

[prideling]

Instead try…

Person A: You know… the thing
Person B: The “thing”?
Person A: Yeah, the thing with the little-! *mutters under their breath* Como es que se llama esa mierda… THE FISHING ROD

[artykyn]

As someone with multiple bilingual friends where English is not the first language, may I present to you a list of actual incidents I have witnessed:

• Forgot a word in Spanish, while speaking Spanish to me, but remembered it in English. Became weirdly quiet as they seemed to lose their entire sense of identity.

• Used a literal translation of a Russian idiomatic expression while speaking English. He actually does this quite regularly, because he somehow genuinely forgets which idioms belong to which language. It usually takes a minute of everyone staring at him in confused silence before he says “….Ah….. that must be a Russian one then….”

• Had to count backwards for something. Could not count backwards in English. Counted backwards in French under her breath until she got to the number she needed, and then translated it into English.

• Meant to inform her (French) parents that bread in America is baked with a lot of preservatives. Her brain was still halfway in English Mode so she used the word “préservatifes.” Ended up shocking her parents with the knowledge that apparently, bread in America is full of condoms.

• Defined a slang term for me……. with another slang term. In the same language. Which I do not speak.

• Was talking to both me and his mother in English when his mother had to revert to Russian to ask him a question about a word. He said “I don’t know” and turned to me and asked “Is there an English equivalent for Нумизматический?” and it took him a solid minute to realize there was no way I would be able to answer that. Meanwhile his mom quietly chuckled behind his back.

• Said an expression in English but with Spanish grammar, which turned “How stressful!” into “What stressing!”

Bilingual characters are great but if you’re going to use a linguistic blunder, you have to really understand what they actually blunder over. And it’s usually 10x funnier than “Ooops it’s hard to switch back.”

[spotuu]

Yes this all the time

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[someoneintheshadow446]

Best post

[joshscorcher]

This is oddly satisfying.

[Gap Moe Is Me]

[theravenbcys]

past tense of william shakespeare? william shookspeare

[the-cloud-road]

Wouldiwas Shookspeared

[bookavid]

delete this

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[liebling--sama]

am i shitposting

[spotuu]

Love that song

[Gap Moe Is Me]

[epicdork01]

It’s finally here! Yaoi! On the Rocks!

[bladesofyuri]

I knew it was going to be even better than 50% Off!.

[mapofeverything]

Yurio to Victor: stop bitching at me for like 2 seconds

Is that not exactly what he said in canon?

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[vityanikiforova]

small sinful katsudon and big strong stroganoff

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[things-all-love]

SAME!!

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[takemetoneverlandr5]

CAN WE JUST TALK ABOUT BEAUTIFUL YURI KATSUKI IS?!?!?

LIKE

LOOK AT HOW HOT HE IS

OH MY GOD

WHERE CAN I FIND ME A BOY HAS BEAUTIFUL AS THIS ONE RIGHT HERE?!?

this boy is fricking goals

[Gap Moe Is Me]

buzzfeed.com

Which Character From "Yuri!!! On Ice" Are You?

Seriously, there is NO bad answer.

Anjali Patel

[buzzfeed]

I am very okay with this result!

[the-samoan-skater]

IM MINAMI

[badlydrawnphichit]

IM PHICHIT

[badlydrawnmakkachin]

PHICHIT AS WELL

aren’t we all phichit though???

[badlydrawnmilababicheva]

Appearently I am Yuri Plisetzky. 

[badlydrawn-kenjiraminami]

[badlydrawnchrisgiacometti]

Phichit!

[ask--vampirevictor]

Somehow I am Yuri Plisetzky??

((Angry kitten=me acutally))

[ask-poledancer-yuuri]

Yuuri Katsuki ovo)7

Like they say, like mun, like muse e u e)

[victuurimarch]

I’m Minami! I’m okay with being a cute chicken nugget since we both have red hair ;)

[spotuu]

Got Viktoruuuu!

100% a-ok with this 👌✨